Thursday, January 20, 2011

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I am getting so sick of stupid people giving stupid arguments. Most of which aren't even logical. They then get all cry baby when pure logic stops their argument cold.

They then go over and over gain on the same argument. Repetition does not make you right. It just makes you look like an idiot.

Then when I finally back them down to where they lose, they bitch, moan, cry and then storm off as if they should have been in the right the whole time. If you lose just accept your loss and learn from it.

No one is perfect, so there is no point in letting a small loss take over your life and get you that angry. Especially if it's a stupid argument that no one in the world is going to care about. Just cut your losses if any, and move on.

But my pride Dhruv, I can't live without my pride. Rubbish. Pride gets you nothing. It makes you into a snob who thinks they own the world.

And when you lose, it turns you into the biggest baby the world has ever seen just because you aren't so macho.

But the most stupid one...'Let's just say we tied'. At this moment you should bask in your glory and savour your victory. This is the biggest pile of shit you will ever hear in an argument. If anyone falls for this one they should be run over until they are a speck in the road.

If someone tells you so, it means they know they have lost. Take this as your moment of triumph.

Signing off during the argument or trying to change the subject is also indicates his loss and your conquest. You don't win just because the final victory isn't announced.

Don't be a chicken take it like a man or I'll put you on a barbecue because that's where tasty chickens belong.

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