Humans are stupid. In fact stupidity is so inherently part of the human genetic code that we can't even call it a virus anymore. Stupidity is what makes humans....humans....How can we cure this. Well there are two ways. 1.) Remove all oxymoron and parodies from rules that govern our lives. Allow higher level stupid people who aren't as stupid as the people we have now become our new government officials. And lastly use our genetic research to kill this stupid gene.
Way 2.) The better alternative. Take all the stupid people and kill them in a variety of ways. The easiest way would be to slaughter them in lines at any amusement parks. I mean the lines are set up like cattle to the slaughter lines anyways so no one will suspect the irony of the situation.
Then we can have fun shooting the others, pushing them into pits, slowly killing them limb by limb...The possibilities are as endless as the fun you get from watching it. "But Dhruv," You ask. "Who decides who is stupid and who isn't. That's not very moral." Well that's easy. You for one or stupid for thinking that so you're obviously on the list already.
I will of course be deciding this and why not...I'm one of the few endangered smart people left. Join me in the endlessly fun ways to kill stupid people before you too die when I deem you stupid!
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