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Don't you just love it when this happens:

Person: hey
Me: Hi
Person: I got a new game
Me: What game?
*silence ensues until next login*

Now why the fuck would you stop talking at this point? Is it for bragging rights because the other person doesn't know exactly what you are talking about? Is it because you don't want to be deleted as a friend so you act as if you want to talk to someone by putting in a couple of sentences as if it makes a difference?

Stop wasting my time! If that is all that you feel like typing then do me a favor and don't type at all. Otherwise I will give you a reason to not type anymore (use your imagination).

I do not have the patience to sit through all your half explanations and time consuming silences during which I could be doing more important things like setting broadcasting stations on fire and making Aztec sacrifices to please my Gods and send blood upon this Earth like a good cleansing bath.

But now I have to go house to house and deal with this people who can't keep up an eight second conversation and torture them. While fun it is just too time consuming.

I think the best solution to this problem would be a timed virus that if a conversation ends before say five minutes then it infects the users computer and blows up their keyboard in their face.

It would then take a picture so that I could see the victim with all those now bloody keys gouged into their face and know that the world is one step closer to perfection.

Like your face? Then either have a conversation or leave me the hell alone! (The latter is preferable actually.)